Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Be the Best Boyfriend For Ever

Boyfriend Tips

So you don't know how to act in front of your girlfriend but you still want to be a great boyfriend. This article is for people in middle school or a freshman in high school. if you are a junior or senior in high school or an adult this will not be the best thing.

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Boyfriend Steps

  1. If she is in any of your classes, look at her in class. If she catches you looking just give her a smile and look away.
  2. At school if she is with her friends and you are with your friends, don't come up to her and be too touchy. It will embarrass her in front of her friends. Just come up to her and talk with her and her friends. Be casual, she likes you for who you are!!!!
  3. When you are alone, hold her, She wants you to, hold her around her waist, and if the right time comes kiss her do not be afraid. Make the first move she wants you to.
  4. If she is at your house or you are at her house and if you are just watching TV, hold her hand and cuddle with her. Put your arm around her. It may seem stupid but stroke her hair or her leg. if she gets really close and puts her legs over yours, stroke her leg. It works like a charm.
  5. When you are leaving somewhere (even school!!) give her a hug before you leave and if you get this far, just give her a little peck on the lips.
  6. If she starts to leave just say, "wait" when she stops say, "can i have hug?" she will think it is really sweet (be careful if she is in a hurry don't ask...she will just get annoyed and be late for wherever she has to go.
  7. If you are at the movies, don't be afraid to cuddle, kiss, or make out with her. Put your arm around her! Don't kiss her at a really interesting part or when there is blood gushing out of someone's eyes, wait for a romantic and calm part. and if she looks at you lean in for a kiss! If she is looking at you she wants you to kiss her!!
  8. Ask for her locker combination and every now and then put some candy in there or drop a sweet note saying i love you. (if she asks why you need her locker combination just tell her it is a surprise.)
  9. Text or call her before you go to bed just to "tuck her in".

Boyfriend Tips

  • When you are going in for the kiss lean in 90% of the way and let her lean in the last 10%.
  • When cuddling and stroking her leg don't be afraid to go a little bit higher on her leg closer to her butt, but be careful don't actually touch her butt.
  • When at the movies putting your arm around her is a must!
  • You will want to shower everyday and smell clean. Put some body fragrance on to turn her on. (don't overdo it, if you do it is a big turn off and she wont even want to be near you!!)

BoyfriendWarnings

Do not force her to do anything she does not want to do, if she says no don't ask again just leave it at that.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Akon : Beautiful Lyrics

English Song Akon - Beautiful Akon - Beautiful Lyrics

When I see you

I run out of words to say
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay
I see the guys tryna holla, girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father? Girl, I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun
I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful
Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away, yeah
And like the sun you
Brighten the day, you brighten my day, yeah
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful
Kardinal told you, whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow if it ain't about you!
Hourglass shape make a place go 'woo!'
Waistline makes my soldier salute
I'm a brute, high from your high heel game
High heels push up ya ass last name
And you livin' in the fast lane, eyes like an angel
Goddess, watch my gal and how she undress
Spotless, heartless, bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple-X zone
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
I'ma spend them grands but after you undress
Not like a hooker but more like a Princess
Queen, Empress, President
Pull anywhere you go on Earth 'cause you're beautiful, okay?
I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful
Where'd you come from? You're outta this world to me
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be, ooh wee
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful

Monday, February 23, 2009

WHAT WOMEN LOVE TO HEAR IN BED

You are as hot as ever 

I love playing with your body curves 

Your moaning drives me crazy :  

You play a perfect seductress :  

I enjoy kissing each inch of you 

Let's make it a night to remember 

I love it when you touch my pressure points 

Darling, let's try something new today 

I love when you get wilder 

You know I always fantasised about this 

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

20 Rules in any office

Funny Office Rules

 1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right. 
 

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 
 

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 
 

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down. 
 

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. 
 

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. 
 

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do. 
 

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 
 

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 
 

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 
 

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it... 
 

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 
 

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done. 
 

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 
 

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" . 
 

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough. 
 

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.. 
 

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
 
 
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
 
 
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Good Compliments

For Girls
you look very pretty tooday
you smell like the scent of roses
you loook beautiful
i love the way your hair is so straight or its soo curly
i love the sense of style you got
i love your personality its very inspiring funny cool
i love the fact how you are always so happy
i love the fact when im around you make make me smile
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For Guys
boy you look handsome
i love how you spiked your hair or how you left it so long
i love the way you dress
i love your 6 packs[if he had one]
i love the way you make me laugh and smile
i love how you dress its so manly
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For Both
i love everything about you
when im with you you make me feel so lucky

Saturday, November 15, 2008

TONGUE TWISTERS FOR KIDS - CHILDREN'S TONGUE TWISTERS

TONGUE TWISTERS FOR KIDS - CHILDREN'S TONGUE TWISTERS

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB

"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide- By S.Walton

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh.

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? ..sent by Uncle Philly (USA)

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Black bug's blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Swan swam over the sea,

Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.



Thursday, November 13, 2008

Tips for Better Life

Tips for Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.


2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.


3. Sleep for at least 7 hours.


4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.


5. Play more games.


6. Read more books than you did last year.


7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.


8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.


9. Dream more while you are awake.


10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.


11. Drink plenty of water.


12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.


13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.


14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his / her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.


15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.


16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.


17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.


18. Smile and laugh more.


19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.


20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.


21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.


22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.


23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others'.


24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.


25. Forgive every one for every thing.


26. What other people think of you is none of your business.


27. GOD heals everything.


28. However good or bad a situation is -- it will change.


29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Friends will. Stay in touch. . .


30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.


31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.


32. The best is yet to come.


33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.


34. Do the right thing !


35. Call your family often.


36. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.


37. Each day give something good to others.


38. Don't over do. Keep your limits.


39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.


40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.




TAKE CARE...... LOVE YOURSELF.... ....

All for One and One for All